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BREAKING NEWS!!! Image result for JUDAS ISCARIOT PICTURES  Easter May Be Postponed!!! Report says that Judas is refusing to betray Jesus this year. He claims that 30 pieces of silver is too small to do the job due to the current economic situation and high exchange rate of the US dollar. Image result for JUDAS ISCARIOT PICTURES
He is demanding 100% increment on the amount. Negotiations are still on going. You are hereby advised to free your cows, goats, turkeys and chickens awaiting crucifixion during the Easter season, pending when Judas will receive alert from his bank. Judas and his entire family duly apologize n regret any inconveniences this may cause you. 😜😜😎😎😎 Just for laffs
Have a wonderful day ahead

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