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DAILY DEVOTION

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  The Breastplate Of Righteousness   A daily devotion for March 29th   From your friends at  RayStedman.org     Read: Ephesians 6:13-15       ...with the breastplate of righteousness in place... (Ephesians 6:14b).       Christ is the ground of your righteous standing before God, your acceptance before Him. If you are wearing that  breastplate,  you can rest secure that your heart, your emotions, are securely guarded and adequately protected against attack. This is perhaps the most frequent ground of attack against Christian faith. Christians often feel they lack assurance. They feel unworthy of God. They feel they are a failure in the Christian life and that God is certain to reject them, that He is no longer interested in them. They are so aware of their failures and shortcomings. Growth has been so slow. The first joy of faith has faded, and they feel God is angry with them or that He is far off somewhere. There is a constant sense of guilt. Their conscience is always stabbing them,

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It's reported In a court in Sierra Leone today of an accused who stood in the dock and addressed the magistrate: 'My lord, I am very sorry for not attending court sittings for the last one month. I was tested positive for Ebola. I was at the isolation center in the village receiving treatments. I have just been discharged. (He then started moving towards the magistrate to show his body to him). The magistrate shouted, "Hold it there. Your case is adjourned to next year. In fact, if you wish, don't ever come here again." When the magistrate looked down, the court was empty🏃🚴🏃🏃 Come and see speed 🏃🏃🏃🏃. Even the prosecutor couldn't afford to wait. Life is more precious than litigation 😂😂😂😂 Laughter is good for health ooooo........

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First year University of Ghana medical students were attending their first Anatomy Class. They all gathered around the table and there was a real dead body on the table. The Professor, Mwangi started the class by telling them two important qualities of a DOCTOR. He said,  => "The first is that never be DISGUSTED about anything in the body." For example, he inserted his FINGER in the dead body's ANUS and put the finger in his own mouth and TASTED it. Then he told the students to do what he did. The students hesitated for several minutes, but eventually everyone inserted their fingers in the dead body's ANUS and tasted it. When everyone finished tasting their fingers, they were all Frowning... Then the professor looked at them and said:  => "The most important second Quality is "Observation". I inserted my MIDDLE finger but tasted the seconnd finger... Now learn to pay attention!! "ALL the students fainted!!