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First year University of Ghana medical students were attending their first Anatomy Class. They all gathered around the table and there was a real dead body on the table.

The Professor, Mwangi started the class by telling them two important qualities of a DOCTOR. He said, 

=> "The first is that never be DISGUSTED about anything in the body." For example, he inserted his FINGER in the dead body's ANUS and put the finger in his own mouth and TASTED it.

Then he told the students to do what he did. The students hesitated for several minutes, but eventually everyone inserted their fingers in the dead body's ANUS and tasted it. When everyone finished tasting their fingers, they were all Frowning... Then the professor looked at them and said: 

=> "The most important second Quality is "Observation". I inserted my MIDDLE finger but tasted the seconnd finger... Now learn to pay attention!!

"ALL the students fainted!!

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