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FAYOSE CALLS FOR PRAYERS FOR BUHARI

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Fayose Urges Nigerians To Pray For Buhari’s Quick Recovery Want to read this better?Get 9jaspot app for Android phones Get It Ekiti State governor, Ayodele Fayose on Thursday urged Nigerians to pray for the quick recovery of President Muhammadu Buhari who is in London for medical checkup. He said this while speaking with some reporters at the Government House on Thursday when he hosted the General Overseer of Champions Glory Assembly Church, Pastor Joshua Lasisi. The governor also advised the Presidency to release details of the President's health in order to stop the spread of his death rumour. He said, “But the best thing we should all realize is that the Presidency owes Nigerians accurate information about the situation of things. “Otherwise people would continue to spread one rumour or the other. Nigerians demanding for truthful and accurate information about the President's health from the Presidency are right because the moment you assume such a position, your li...

SEX ACCORDING TO PASTOR KATENDE

*Sex according to Pastor Katende* A lot of people don't associate sex with God - they associate it with Satan and darkness, as if sex is not holy.!! The Almighty is explicit when it comes to sex. Sex is holy within marriage, and there is no prescribed style. Nowhere in the Holy books does it say that the missionary position is the only sexual style. Not discussing sex in a relationship leads to divorce!! Pastor Katende has counseled women who've complained: my husband treats me as if I were his brother. There was one who told him: I am tired of getting sex fortnightly, like a salary. Katende told her she was lucky to be getting sex fortnightly, since some wives only get it on big days, like elections. Many husbands leave their wives to seek sexual pleasures in Outside. Have you ever asked yourself what those women have that you don't. Wives have become very frigid and even sleep with their panties. If you're a married woman, you should sleep naked and let your bum touch...

DEVOTION FOR TODAY

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  Watch Your Step   A daily devotion for February 11th   From your friends at  RayStedman.org     Read: Ecclesiastes 5:1-17       Guard your steps when you go to the house of God (Ecclesiastes 5:1a).       Learn to let God be God; that is the first thing He declares to us. The lessons of life will fall into place when you learn that. God is in charge of life, so let Him be in charge; take these lessons from His hands. The place to learn that is in the house of God. When you go there, guard your steps; in other words, enter thoughtfully, expect to be taught something. In ancient Israel, of course, the house of God was the temple in Jerusalem. There sacrifices were offered, and the people were instructed about what they meant. There the Law was read, and the wisdom of God about life was given to people; this marvelous Old Testament was unfolded, with its tremendous insights into the truth about life, about what humanity basically and fundamentally is. The temple was the only place in the...

RITUAL KILLERS ARRESTED

What a terrible act! Between 9am and 10am on Wednesday, five suspects including a lady were arrested with 4 fresh human heads, when a commercial vehicle along the boundary between Ebonyi and Enugu States was intercepted. It was gathered that the suspects were arrested during a stop and search operation conducted by the security operatives who must have been on their trail after the beheading of the victims. The location were the victims were beheaded has not yet been ascertained. A reliable source at the scene of the arrest told Vanguard that the suspects may have taken off from Enugu heading towards Cross River state through Ebonyi state border. It was discovered that when the suspects made attempt to runaway from the scene after the fresh human heads were discovered in a bag in their possession, the said security operatives shot them on their legs to restrain them from running away. An eyewitness who did not want her name in print revealed the security agents maybe operatives from th...

WOMAN SLASHES RIVAL"S BREAST WITH BLADE,PHOTO

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A 28-year-old woman, Tina Promise, was Wednesday arraigned before an Igbosere Magistrates' Court sitting in Lagos State for allegedly inflicting injury on her husband's alleged lover. The nursing mother, who resides at 71b Molade Okoya Thomas Street, Victoria Island, allegedly cut the victim, Esther Onogwu's breast with a razor blade. The prosecutor, Sergeant Francesca Job, told the court that the mother of three committed the offence on February 6, 2017, at about 9:20pm. Job said, "The defendant unlawfully used razor blade to inflict wound on the left breast of one Esther Onogwu, 22, who is a cleaner at Eko Hotel. "On the day of the incident the Victim was on her way home after the close of work when the defendant approached her and demanded for the key to her room. "While Onogwu was demanding to know who the defendant was, and why she would be asking for the key to her house, the defendant suddenly brought out a razor blade and started cutting her on her he...

JOKE BUT TRUE:CHURCH ATTENDANCE

Attendance in Church on sunday 1. Human beings = 85 2. Bible = 27 3. Phone Charger = 507. 4. Rechargeable lamps = 212. 5. Rechargeable Torch = 176. 6. Power banks 132.           God is watching .  Last Seen: *Whats app*      _*1 min*_ ago🙃 *Facebook*       _*2mins*_ ago☺ *Twitter*            _*5mins*_ ago🙂 *Instagram*      _*10mins*_ ago😉 *Bible*             _*since 2009*_ 🙈 *Beer*               _*online*_😎 God is soaking your cane in crude oil..😀 Go to another group and announce to them🎙 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃