MR AND MRS

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🇭 🇺 🇸 🇧 🇦 🇳 🇩 & 🇼 🇮 🇫 🇪
​HUSBAND & WIFE...​

🇼 🇮 🇫 🇪:  ​Since we married, We don't go out, we don't eat at the restaurant. You don't give me money for my hair,You are not romantic anymore. You don't say I am beautiful anymore​

 🇭 🇺 🇸 🇧 🇦 🇳 🇩 ​(gives out a long laugh..)​: _Darling, have you ever seen a politician campaigning after winning an election???

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