JOKE BUT TRUE:CHURCH ATTENDANCE

Attendance in Church on sunday
1. Human beings = 85
2. Bible = 27
3. Phone Charger = 507.
4. Rechargeable lamps = 212.
5. Rechargeable Torch = 176.
6. Power banks 132.          
God is watching .

 Last Seen:

*Whats app*      _*1 min*_ agoπŸ™ƒ
*Facebook*       _*2mins*_ ago☺
*Twitter*            _*5mins*_ agoπŸ™‚
*Instagram*      _*10mins*_ agoπŸ˜‰
*Bible*             _*since 2009*_ πŸ™ˆ
*Beer*               _*online*_😎
God is soaking your cane in crude oil..πŸ˜€
Go to another group and announce to themπŸŽ™
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