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BUHARI MAKES THINGS EXPENSIVE!

Headsmaster: how much is passport photograph for children?

Photographer: the price for the passport is N100 per child

Headmaster: No, the pupils are 500 in numbers, so we are paying N50 each

Photographer: ok no problem sir, you can pay N50 each since they are many

Headmaster: class teacher go & inform the pupils that they should bring N150 each tomorrow for the passports.

Class teacher: ok sir, i will inform them right away

Class teacher: Good day pupils, you are all to come with N200 tomorrow for passports.

Pupils: Mummy we were asked to bring N300 for passport at school

Mummy: Father, your son was asked to go with N500 for passport fee tomorrow.

Father: My God. BUHARI makes things costly day by day, including
education. We have said it, this man is wicked. Moral lesson:  'LET THE CHANGE BEGIN WIT U"  Honesty and sincerity is all we need to make this country a better place.Be patriotic

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