WEAR A SMILE FOR US PLEASE

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*A guy was charged GHC 10,000 as bride price. He openly complained to his in-laws.*

*Guy*: Why is it that a long time ago, pple were only paying goats or cassava to marry a Virgin?  And me and my fellow guys are being charged so much to marry a girl who has slept with so many guys and probably even aborted a couple of times?

*In law*: The price has gone up because u are marrying someone with a lot of experience.😂😂😂😂

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