STUPID TALK-PEOPLE WHO DIE CAN NOT BREATHE ANYMORE,HEALTH MINISTER SAYS

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People Who Die Cannot Breathe Anymore, says Minister of Health
MAR 6th, 2017

People who die can no longer be able to breathe,walk,talk or feel anything, says South Africa’s Health Minister, Mr Aaron Motsoaledi
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Speaking to journalists at Netcare Hospital,the Minister told the junior doctors that he needed to share some interesting facts with them.

“To all aspiring doctors out there,I would like to tell you something you did not know, once a person dies, they can’t breathe anymore”

 He said this to thunderous applause from the listeners,who chanted ‘guru guru guru guru’.He added that this discovery had been a major cornerstone in the evolution of medicine.

He however took time to say that Zimbabwe’s President Robert Mugabe, would be the only man who remains alive even after dying.
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“You hear Dr Grace Mugabe saying that Mugabe will rule from the grave. You think it’s a joke. Even after Mugabe has died,he will continue to breath and walk and talk”

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