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What a life?
The lawyer hopes you get into trouble, the doctor hopes you fall sick, the police hopes you become a criminal, the teacher hopes you are born stupid, the coffin maker wants you dead, only the thief wishes you prosperity in life so that he can steal from you.
   IT'S WORLD'S THIEVES DAY , Send to any thief you know. It came to me by mistake. 😂😂

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